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Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick.

Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick
Born with the curse of a corkscrew prick.

He spent his life in a maddening hunt
searching for a girl with a corkscrew c*nt.

He found one, but, alas, they’re dead.
He had a right, she a left-hand thread.

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Here’s to screwy Dick.

Here’s to screwy Dick
The guy with the cork screw prick.
He spent all his life in a futile hunt
Searching for a girl with a cork screw cunt.
When he found one he fell over dead
The damned old bitch had a left hand thread.