When God made man, he had a little left, so he left a little thing.
When God made woman, there wasn’t *quite* enough, so he left a little space..
Here’s a toast to “things in space.”
May your love be a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
Here’s to that which goes in hard & stiff and comes out soft & wet.
Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick
Born with the curse of a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in a maddening hunt
searching for a girl with a corkscrew c*nt.
He found one, but, alas, they’re dead.
He had a right, she a left-hand thread.
Here’s to screwy Dick
The guy with the cork screw prick.
He spent all his life in a futile hunt
Searching for a girl with a cork screw cunt.
When he found one he fell over dead
The damned old bitch had a left hand thread.
May you always come more than you go.
Man on top of woman hasn’t long to stay.
His head is full of business and his ass is full of play.
He goes in like a lion and comes out like a lamb.
He buttons up his pants and doesn’t give a damn.
Here’s to the King! What King? Fuc-King!