The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.
A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the “ride”, thus resting the balls in the gogglee’s eye sockets.
The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels.
You take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with his cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
When a woman tosses your salad and has the courtesy to give you the reach around at the same time, thus creating the appearance of a woman playing the trombone.
The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don’t remember her name, causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale).